Hi there!  Welcome to 50Monks.com. where you can create your own zany, ridiculous limerick-like lines about bald monks.  The first 50 posted on this site come from the fifty states of the U.S., obviously…duh.  Now you can write a different limerick, a better limerick, a goofier limerick, or just enjoy reading them, and perhaps flee from here like it’s a bad habit!  Zing!  You just knew I was going to use the word habit somewhere in this introduction.  So, if you have a little too much time on your hands, like me, feel free to contribute to this most spiritual and artistic endeavor.  Yeah…right!  By the way, brothers and sisters…I recommend expanding the territory of these funny little guys to countries, cities, counties, regions, mountain ranges, lakes, oceans, seas, planets, universities…where ever!  These sub-regions will be listed under the appropriate country's flag.

Why bald monks?  Because they are funny, that’s why…especially when they drink, eat, fart, belch, and do any number of stupid or silly things.  Be warned, XXX-rated or racist limericks will not be posted.  My monks are highly moral...well the rated PG-13 to R types, at least...it's all relative! The crazier the rhymes (or false, illogical, absurd stretches of imagination), the better.  As you can see, I have taken a lot of artistic license with my little tales.  OH, PRAY TO GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY!  WE GET IT!

Alrighty then….go nuts and god bless!

Write Led Zeppelin - Monk limericks (See State of Led Zeppelin after Wyoming)!

Write Wheel of Time monk-limericks (after Indonesia)

Write sports-fan monk limericks in the appropriate state our country!  Hooligan-monks welcome!

Write what ever-the-f#$* limericks you want anywhere you want!

THE MONKS AND THEIR LIMERICKS ONLY APPEAR IF YOU USE EXPLORER! SORRY!

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